Think you douche-it-all

A person who tries to diss on something that he/she knows nothing about.

Rego: You play Magic! Man that game is so gay and for nerds!

Jeremy: Fuck off! You know nothing of the game. You're a fucking think you douche-it-all.

by JB!!! :) April 22, 2009

Douche bag Christmas swagg

noun, the garb worn directly after christmas by people who have recieved copious amounts of clothing, accescories and the like as gifts on christmas. Most often matching to the button in color, brand and pattern, Douche bag Christmas swagg is worn mostly by, but not limited to trailer trash, middle school kids, socially underdeveloped high schoolers and virgins. Spotted normally from December the 26th to about the 4th or 5th of January.

cool guy: So i went to the mall to return some of the stuff from christmas i didnt want and laughed at some cock sucker wearing matching DC shoes, hat, shirt, hoodie and ray ban knock off sunglasses.

other cool guy: yeah, hes rollin like a big shot in his Douche bag Christmas swagg. Most likely a virgin

by briggles December 10, 2010

Mc Douche n hump

The act of, or participating, in a giant orgy involving the douching of female participants vaginas!

Guy 1: Dude were you at that giant orgy last night?
guy 2: yeah dude it was a total Mc Douche n hump

by LMFMC FUCKER June 7, 2009

Douche Bag Mother Fucker

A nickname given to people by Stalker Shout when they are acting stupidly.

"Nick quit being stupid"

"Well, I've got a nickname for you, Douche Bag Mother Fucker"

by Sik wit it December 14, 2008

Cock Holding Mega Douche

YOU

You fucking no good trailer trash Cock Holding Mega Douche!!

by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011

douche cruise ship

People who whine too much on web based drifting forums.

He is a douche cruise ship.

by Michelle_LS1 March 7, 2008

Delta Tau Douche Bag

99% if the time it is a Delt who thinks that everyone likes them, thinks they are good at sports when they really are not (never win intramural sports), give out pussy 1/4 shots, go about rushing freshmen in the gayyest ways possible (powerpoint), and live in the shadow of their neighbors down the street. Pretty much suck at every thing they do.

Look at that gay frat guy Fuzzy wearing his purple shirt for Wear-Delt-Stuff-Wednesday , he thinks he is so cool, but no one even likes him. He must be a member of Delta Tau Douche Bag, what a tool.

by Fuzzy Z November 10, 2008