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National smoke dead oppz day

It’s national smoke dead oppz day

National dead oppz day is the best holiday
by Kay move tact September 26, 2021
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Dead

Swets is always dead even when he is not dead
Swets is dead!!!
by Deadmanswets October 8, 2021
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Dead Dog

by Neveah Hansen hater October 15, 2021
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Unside-down dead unicorn

When you and your partner get on the top bunk of a bunk bead with rails and the receiving partner assumes doggy style and the delivering partner does a handstand and leans the package into the desired hole while convulsing and making horse noises
"Omg. Becky, kyle and I did the Unside-down dead unicorn last night on the top bunk and it rocked my world"
by CerberusX01 October 16, 2021
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Dead bitches

They are dead
Hey look u you apart of dead bitches , oh shi-
by Bigbadussy2000 October 20, 2021
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Dead bed energy

Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".
Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."

Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."
by TulipKitten November 1, 2021
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Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
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