Pullin' a T-Griest

The act of adding uncommon phrases to Urban Dictionary in order to legitimize claims to one's children.

"Wild hair across his ass?" No one really says that. I think you're pullin' a T-Griest.

by GunslingerMTG November 19, 2017

dead with a capital t

To be so utterly dead and exhausted that all logic and meaning becomes irrational and is replaced with a puddle. This can also be related to dancing and the symptoms include tiredness and mild insanity. The "t" stands for tayra -small South American weasel-like carnivore

After dancing I was dead with a capital T

by wing wing halo August 9, 2016

Crashfire T Killjoy

Synonymous with on fleek. It is abbreviated CTK.

That jersey is Crashfire T Killjoy (CTK), bro. Thanks for noticing. You are CTK, my dudes.

by Crashkiller January 5, 2020

S. T. E.

Safe to eat, as in oral sex.

I’m pretty sure Angela is S. T. E. because she has been celibate for nearly a year.

by John30041 February 20, 2020

T-shirt toasty

When a T-shirt, sometimes unexpectedly, will suffice to keep your nips toasty.

Harry: Hey man, do I need a jacket today?
Oli: No way, it's T-shirt toasty.

by Metolliforce February 19, 2012

Mc-T-bag

When a man doesn't wash their ballsack for a long time and gets grease on their ballsack, then continues to drag their ballsack acrose another persons face leaving a grease mark on their face.

"Whats with Franks face." "some guy gave him a Mc-T-bag"

"Dude the douchebag is passed out. Give him a Mc-T-bag."

by ultra_queer December 30, 2011

Mr. T-timer

Someone who makes videos of themselves and puts them on the internet, gets mow hawks, wears army shirts, chews, and thinks they are the shit but not.

Nick: Hey Mr. T-timer what you doing tonight?
Mr. T-timer: Hey man I'm going to make some youtube videos of me chewing.
Nick: Sounds fun dude.

by Mr. T-timer number 1 fan! June 30, 2011