half a job, rob

Someone when they do a job only does half of it to piss everyone off

Person 1: Yeah i got the job done quickly
Person 2: Let me guess you did a half a job, rob

by Billy010101 December 13, 2017

tempe screw job

(Noun) 1. A game deciding error committed by a sports official or officiating crew. 2. Any situation in which a person is denied an accomplishment due to unfair interference by an authority figure.

1. These refs sure gave us the Tempe Screw Job today, Bill.
2. It was a lousy day at the office. My supervisor took my idea for her own and is getting the credit and a pay-raise. What a Tempe Screw Job!

by Lex Archer September 15, 2013

Buffalo rim job

After you finish eating some very hot Buffalo wings, you then eat out a sphincter.

Shannon and i got back after eating some Buffalo wings, she gave me a Buffalo rim job, now i feel like i sat on lava it burns so bad!!!

by sevsev716 December 28, 2011

The Magic Mac Job

After consuming a unhealthy amount of macaroni and cheese, you proceed to rub more upon someone cock while you suck him off.

After dinner last night I tried out 'The Magic Mac Job' on Brian. He was into it.

Hey Sara, do you think we should give Zach 'The Magic Mac Job' tonight after the party?

Bro, when she hit me with The Magic Mac Job I knew she was a keeper!

by Xeeri November 4, 2018

bloody snuff job

When you have intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating and then afterwords you sniff the blood out of her vagina like a line of cocaine.

Carson had blood all over his nose after giving Kylee a bloody snuff job. But she loved it.

by Fogle johnson August 9, 2018

Snag-a-job

A slur for illegal immigrants who take jobs from hard working citizens. Also pertains to foreigners who acquire work through shady outsourcing deals.

"Ted, I thought you were supposed to be working outside of Home Depot today"
"I would have if all those snag-a-jobs hadn't gotten all of the deck building gigs first"

by rumpleforeskin69 May 19, 2010

Brain Job

A girl or guy who is an excessive oral sex giver and that may take money for his or her deeds or not.

That girl is such a brain job.

by Robbby ottss February 12, 2009