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Taking a West

The act of a lactose intolerant person eating three days worth of dairy and holding it. At day three, the butt is aimed to the west. Once let loose, the liquid poo-beam circumnavigated the earth and hits the defecated in the face.
Man, you been taking a west? You’re face is covered in crap!!
by We5ticles September 30, 2025
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take a dive

its basically purposely losing for a friend, or getting paid to "take a dive" for your friend.
by Goofy Uncle Joe December 14, 2022
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take that back and put it where ya stick it

a catchy phrase to use when you want someone to take back an offensive comment.
“hey man, i really hated that game today!”
“dude, take that back and put it where ya stick it! it was a good game!”
by yo-yo 🪀 June 21, 2024
mugGet the take that back and put it where ya stick itmug.
“YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” is a line said by Jackenstein’s pumpkin as Jackenstein does not say these lines and I hate how people say it’s Jackenstein because Jackenstein and his pumpkins are two different entities. “YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” also comes in a smaller format that being “youre taking too long” said by the mini pumpkins in Jackenstein’s fight.

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG has been used as a punchline of responses towards certain questions by changing the words around or using only specific letters of specific words in the sentence.
1 - YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too long

2 - User: “What is 1 + 1?”

Pumpkin: “TOO”
by JadeHarley August 13, 2025
mugGet the YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too longmug.

Take back a little

Im gonna take back a little and kick back
by Dick Herr January 19, 2018
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Henry take

An extremely poorly thought out take that is contradicting to the common understanding of the subject matter.
Person A: "God, I need the AC on, it is so humid in here"
Henry take: "I love humid weather, I sleep the best when it's really humid and warm!"

Person B: "What is your favourite pizza topping?"

Person A: "Oh, I love pepperoni"
Henry take: "Pepperoni is literally the worst pizza topping!"
by thedeaconofsox August 8, 2021
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hasan take

a surface level take without nuance about intense subject matter.

Popularized by Twitch streamer Just Chatting
TwitchChatter1: Wow @Streamer that is completely wrong from what i-is actually happening. I-I-If you look at what people are actually saying you'd see the issue.
TwitchChatter2: @TwitchChatter1 that's such a hasan take bro.
by Ad Friends December 4, 2022
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