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Jedi Shit

by TROCKKKKKKK October 28, 2018
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Refusal to Shit

The shit that refuses to exit your anus no matter how many pushes, strains, coaxing activities or rain dances you do.

Also nicknamed, “The 2nd Lieutenant is lost again”
shit, the “I really wish I could shit” shit and “Poop Insurgency” to name a few
I wish I could get on with my day, but my body is going through a Refusal to Shit.
by GiganticFatCat November 5, 2018
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little shit

what you say when a little kid talks shit
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screaming shits

When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019
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Scuba-Shitting

Taking one’s tuba, and sticking it in thyne anus, then proceeding to defecate in the said snorkel, in attempt to make the snorkeler breathe the excrements, ultimately leading the permanent respiratory problems due to the poor air quality of the human waste.
Felix is scuba-shitting in his cousin’s snorkel.

« Ha, my cousin will perish! »-Félix
« What is my cousin doing putting my scuba in his anus?.. Oh, he is scuba-shitting! »
by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018
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Sleepy Shits

When every time you fall asleep you shit yourself!
Plus I got the sleepy shits, that’s when you shit yourself every time you fall asleep! Only happened about 6 times! Only got the sheets twice! Needless to say I’m plum wore out!
by Jonathan the poon handler January 14, 2019
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Mondo-shit

A thin sheet of bright green diarrhea coating in side a toilet bowl after take a long hard shit
Damn I hand to take a mondo-shit
by Uncle rosco July 5, 2018
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