Poo poo

The meaning of poo poo is actually so shocking its........ You-r your mom

When walking by you spot poo poo

by Unicornpoopyloves July 8, 2022

Poo

Brown or at least should be.

My dog's poo is brown.

by YesIrandomlymadeadefinition May 3, 2022

Sheldy Poo

An affectionate pet name for a likeable guy name Sheldon.

It is also used to loving tease a guy named Sheldon who has a girlfriend who is all over him.

"Oh Sheldy Poo, should we get Playa Bowls after Starbucks?"

"She does not hear a word we say when her Sheldy Poo is here."

by Reali_D June 28, 2020

Boomerang Poo

Really floaty poo that when you try to flush it comes back.

Darling I've had the worst case of boomerang poo today. I flushed seven times and it's still floating in the toilet.

by ATKCA May 31, 2025

GHOST POO

You know you have pooped but when you turn to look, it is gone without a trace

I just dropped a ghost poo

by jp72 March 17, 2015

Orange Poo

When all your mates think you have worms, but it’s just a buildup of all the fingernails you’ve been chewing.

Had to ask the doctor the other day if my symptoms were orange poo related.

by Dutchy247 January 31, 2020

Shame-Poo

A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.

Wife: Did you get my shampoo?

Husband: Yes I did

Wife: okay i will wash my hair now

*5 minutes later*

Husband: Are you done?

Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!

Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬

Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡

by Princess Karen September 13, 2021