Pretzel House Republic

The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.

Major political and military power in parts of germany.

Pretzels are not to be ingested.

The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.

North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.

by Secretary fo alternative facts October 3, 2017

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Vivid House

A vivid house is a tiktok house full of teenagers, it includes 6 boys and 1 girl (Eddie, Ace, Kristian, Bryce, Jackson, Calvin, and Katelyn) the are all amazing the nice and if you leave them you’ll regret it.

Hater: Who’s your favorite tiktok house

Fan: Vivid House

Hater: Ew they are disgusting

Fan: I wanna ruin our friendship

by th3 b@dd3st bl33p March 1, 2021

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house burning down

vigorous anything! works particularly well with the sex act!

she was fucking him like a house burning down

hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!

he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

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House slips

Slippers wore around the house

Ay bro, did you see jonny's new house slips?

by Teddy Ray August 28, 2016

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house job

When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.

Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?

Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.

Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.

by Woodmont Willie July 23, 2010

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