enter the house

When the penis goes into the butthole or anus
Man dude, last night I went to enter the house and she was like, GTFO!
by Chainz in da Building July 17, 2015
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twafflette house

A place where girls named jasmine go to complain about how bad there tired.
Jasmine go back to the twafflette house your being annoying
by Garvalicious September 01, 2019
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Cumnor House Parents

Someone who usually goes drinking at The Griffin inn or, if you're having a quiet one, The coach and horses. One whose anatomy is made up of 80% wine, 10% tory and the last 10% is either more alcohol or fags depending on how many years of school fees they have left to pay.
person 1: maybe we should open one more bottle?

person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.
by peanutswithpasta February 06, 2022
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hub house

A financially sensible investment you make with your day 1’s were you all can live together or rent out. A shared property to do whatever with (as long as it’s making money)
Parents: what are you saving up for?

You: A hub house! me, Rick, Hanna, and Jj are saving up to buy a property we plan on fixing and renting out
by Leoking^2 October 05, 2022
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Mr. Halfway House

A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.
Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
by joesixpackabs February 19, 2010
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vasectomy housing

In residential land use planning, a development which consists entirely of small apartments intended to house no more than two people each. The logic presumably is that, while landlords are severely restricted in their ability to turn prospective tenants away for having bred like crack-addled rabbits, they are able to turn people away if housing them would mean overcrowding a rental unit... so conveniently there are no units available with space for you and your hellspawn.
Nominally, while regulations vary between regions, the only opportunity for a slumlord to expressly declare a residential development "adults only" often is to force everything 55+ as a retirement or seniors' home. Vasectomy housing avoids the issue by building apartments small enough that there's really no room for all of these extra little people. While they won't say so publicly, local councils are well aware that building this sort of development means less burden on schools, playgrounds or other infrastructure.
by bitchuck September 21, 2024
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House of Flying Niggers

A trap house full of flying tyrones and jamals doing shaolin kungfu shit.

Loosely based on the film House of Flying Daggers.
Person A: God damn look at dat house of flying niggers.

Person B: Yeah they doing that kungfu shit again.

Person C: Someone get me some roach spray cause they flying around like god damn roaches!
by Nancy Perogi February 20, 2025
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