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Michael

Someone who plays the cello. Michaels love horse abuse, and usually sing the nazi anthem.
Michael you have a stain on your shirt
by Stain on your shirt kid November 11, 2022
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Michael

Damn, Michael can't stop watching porn
by japohjui8p09 July 10, 2023
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Bradley Michael Baasch

Bradley Michael Baasch is an amazing guy that plays hockey, and you already know he has good sportsmanship but will be willing to fight for his team. Bradley is sexy, strong, cool, fearless, hillbilly, ETC. Bradley has a mullet, and also a hockey playing family too. His dad is ripped and his brother is cool (BTW Bradley always gets good looks by girls)
OMG Bradley Michael Baasch

is so hot I can’t stop looking!
by GIGACHAD44 September 25, 2022
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Michael

The guy that should give his friend Anthony the math homework
Anthony: Hey Michael can I get the math homework
Michael: Yeaaaa bro
by Cheese sandwiches June 14, 2022
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Michael

don't talk to Michael he will hiss at you
by mangogoddess May 9, 2022
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Michael

Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.
Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.
by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024
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Michael

Random guy: hey, is that a bellybutton?
Me: thats no ordinary bellybutton, thats Michael.
by Yolomymum November 24, 2021
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