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A Michael Bolton

When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.
My guy came home yesterday and gave him a Michael Bolton.
by Allimac September 7, 2020
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Michael wire

Chad: who’s Michael wire
Chad 2: dunno sounds lame
by Anya phelan April 27, 2023
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do the george michael

This is when an artist starts in a teen pop band and then goes solo.
Hey, I think he is going to do the george Michael?
by Bigmumma69 April 23, 2018
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john michael

a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.
by younggayone October 6, 2019
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Michael Xiang

Michael Xiang refers to someone who is a professional chinese, an extremely handsome lad, and has big voluptuous balls which everyone loves.
Person 1: ayo homie is that Michael Xiang?
Person 2: yeah bro fr that guy is so handsome and has some lovely balls
by hyqothetical October 24, 2022
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Angel Jose Robles & Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jacksons' Disciples
Angel Jose Robles & Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jacksons' Disciples
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Michael Jackson

the hehe god,

Also the black man that turned himself white because of an accident on the set of a Pepsi ad.

Rip legend
by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023
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