ben zapp

Someone who is easy to find in life but hard to find on the internet. Always blames things on Harper

Guy 1: I can't find anything on this guy online but I always run into him in person
Guy 2: sounds like a real ben zapp
Guy 1: yeah he says it was Harpers fault

by CartboyMVP July 6, 2017

Ben Werner

The act of biting someone while kissing

Person 1: Did you just bite me?
person 2: Yeah I was trying out the Ben Werner method 😏

by Mömmymïlkers69 February 1, 2022

Ben

Ben ist ein liebender Mann welcher alles für dich aufgeben würde! Schätze ihn so wie er ist denn einen so dankbaren Mann wirst du niemals wieder finden. Er zaubert dir immer ein Lächeln ins Gesicht und tut alles dafür das es dir gut geht. Er sehr sportlich und ehrgeizig. Lass ihn nie wieder gehen! <3

Thank you Ben for always beeing there for me

by Kieskauer November 20, 2021

Ben Schuey.

The homie under any circumstance. A Ben Schuey is an extremely rare personality, as he outranks every other male in the socio-sexual hierarchy. An absolute bringer of amazing vibes every time. Ben Schuey is a friend you want to have.

Ben Schuey: “ Yoooo, not to name drop but Ben Schuey and I are about to create the best bass-line ever. You in???” He vibrates amazingly always. It is his purpos. I dare you to find a circumstance where this man won’t vibe. It is the definition of Ben Schuey.

by sneak fucker February 19, 2022

Ben Smalley

Best Person you will ever meet never shy best guy he will be your best friend aka steal your girl he is the best of the best bens if u know a Ben you already know they are the best but when they have Smalley has there last name they are officially the best person ever

Friend:Where’s my GF

Ben Smalley:My names mr Steal yo girl

by Ben Smalley January 27, 2021

Ben

A boy that looks like a mf cinnamon roll with all them fat rolls. He got freckles that cover his whole damn face. His dick only be the size of a chihuahuas leg. He is a sexist pig that luers girls in by being nice and then raping them in a pirtapotty at a siccer game. He tries to put his finger uo butts and blames everyone else. YeH if you know a Ben you nigut not want to follow hum into. Portapotty.

Oh you know Ben?! Dont go into a portapotty with him he will rape you.

by Random human 234 April 26, 2019

ben

A holy god that decides your fate of life.

<3 ben

"Ben, Is Anthony straight? hohoho, hoohoho, hohoho, no"

by forkfrenzythethird February 16, 2022