Smokey the bear

The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel

If Karen can't take a hint, I'm gonna have to smokey the bear her

by Cottlestonpie March 25, 2019

I feel like there’s bears

A phrase used to describe a situation that is potentially dangerous and warrants caution

Homie 1: “Why don’t you just take the alley? It’s faster.”

Homie 2: “I don’t know, I feel like there’s bears”

by Bushdid69420 January 31, 2025

cheese bear

the biggest fags of all fags, you would never want a cheese bear in your life they’re usually fat too

hey is that cheese bear ?

cheese bear looks fat

by fuckingcoolassmf May 20, 2021

Bear version

Bear version is a a version of a bear like(pink bear,white bear,blue bear etc.)

What do you want?🙄"
"i want a cup but bear version!"

by eeycharls January 15, 2022

Gummy Bear

Edibles in the form of gummy bears. Can be consumed with semen.

"I just got some gummy bears."
"What?"
"I said, I just got some-"
"ever."

by Boopity's Books April 7, 2021

bear punching

punching a large gay man in the ass at your friend's bachelor party

I lost a paw bear punching at Dave's bachelor party.

by alchosulz June 20, 2011

stuffed bear

When Your Parents are divorced and dont bother interacting with you as a child and think a stuffed bear will change your life jokes on you it did if they didnt give you that piece of cotton you would probbably be unstable it helped you cope when your mom hit you, you talked to it for hours, you hugged it going to sleep, you treated it like the friend you never had and it treated you like a wonderfull friend and when the screaming gets bad you just hug your bear and everything becomes better some may say its stupid but to you it holds significance its even more important than the person who told you its stupid

person 1: he sleeps with his stuffed bear?
person 2: it keeps him from falling apart

by Emotionally Unavailable October 21, 2025