A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.
Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:
http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257
Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:
http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257
by Carnifex2009 April 3, 2009

the watt called all irishmen baby killers but because he was a OUSA rep no action was taken against his bigoted, racist views.
by watt is a racist June 23, 2004

An unwanted child; typically discarded in a trash can or dumpster after being birthed. The term does not imply that said refuse-baby is abandoned in Jersey or New Jersey.
Despite the above statement, the term was indeed coined after a number of such baby-discards in the state of New Jersey (USA) occurred in a short period of time.
Some say that a more elaborate definition of Jersey Baby requires covering the child with plastic wrap prior to trashing it, so that nobody hears its cries.
Despite the above statement, the term was indeed coined after a number of such baby-discards in the state of New Jersey (USA) occurred in a short period of time.
Some say that a more elaborate definition of Jersey Baby requires covering the child with plastic wrap prior to trashing it, so that nobody hears its cries.
They found another Jersey Baby in the trash behind Arby's the other day, covered in plastic wrap and horsey sauce.
by Wombstretcha August 24, 2007

by liesandslander April 3, 2009

noun: a baby that is born through the anal cavity nine months after its mother received anal penetration. Often brown in color. The mother often times will develop a hunchback in the late stages of pregnancy.
by HelloJudsudb;sdjbdwj March 16, 2009

Francesca pushed out a brown baby through her sandy vagina
Gaby was surprised to push out a brown baby after thinking she was 9 months pregnant.
Gaby was surprised to push out a brown baby after thinking she was 9 months pregnant.
by BlackPhantom December 25, 2011

A child and or infant whom lusts for crack Rock and will do anything to get it. This often results in muggings, sexual favors, or possibly even organized hits on other Crack babies. The crack baby will stop at nothing to get it's fix.
Yo you see that lil' crack baby down the street? Asked me for a bottle of juice and a snickers bar. Trippin.
by FackFaceMcgee September 17, 2012
