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Smudge Baby

A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.

Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:

http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257
Phil looked at Matt and observed drily, "Mark just birthed a smudge baby all over your sofa."
by Carnifex2009 April 3, 2009
mugGet the Smudge Babymug.

baby killers

what the racist paramilitary watt calls all irishmen
the watt called all irishmen baby killers but because he was a OUSA rep no action was taken against his bigoted, racist views.
by watt is a racist June 23, 2004
mugGet the baby killersmug.

jersey baby

An unwanted child; typically discarded in a trash can or dumpster after being birthed. The term does not imply that said refuse-baby is abandoned in Jersey or New Jersey.

Despite the above statement, the term was indeed coined after a number of such baby-discards in the state of New Jersey (USA) occurred in a short period of time.

Some say that a more elaborate definition of Jersey Baby requires covering the child with plastic wrap prior to trashing it, so that nobody hears its cries.
They found another Jersey Baby in the trash behind Arby's the other day, covered in plastic wrap and horsey sauce.
by Wombstretcha August 24, 2007
mugGet the jersey babymug.

april baby

a word created by the "talented" "musician" lil wayne, meaning a damned fool.
"lil wayne is an april baby for saying the term april baby"
by liesandslander April 3, 2009
mugGet the april babymug.

back baby

noun: a baby that is born through the anal cavity nine months after its mother received anal penetration. Often brown in color. The mother often times will develop a hunchback in the late stages of pregnancy.
Nurse: "Congratulations! It's a back baby"
by HelloJudsudb;sdjbdwj March 16, 2009
mugGet the back babymug.

Brown Baby

(n) a Shit taken by a woman that is pushed through the vaginal tract and plops into the toilet.
Francesca pushed out a brown baby through her sandy vagina

Gaby was surprised to push out a brown baby after thinking she was 9 months pregnant.
by BlackPhantom December 25, 2011
mugGet the Brown Babymug.

Crack Baby

A child and or infant whom lusts for crack Rock and will do anything to get it. This often results in muggings, sexual favors, or possibly even organized hits on other Crack babies. The crack baby will stop at nothing to get it's fix.
Yo you see that lil' crack baby down the street? Asked me for a bottle of juice and a snickers bar. Trippin.
by FackFaceMcgee September 17, 2012
mugGet the Crack Babymug.

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