“Hey babe it’s May 5th which is national show ur bf ur juicy ass day, can u show me urs?”
“Of course babe anything for my bf”
“Of course babe anything for my bf”
by Waiting For player... May 5, 2022
Get the May 5thmug. by Babii_itsmeh.! January 28, 2022
Get the May 11mug. “Yeah bro I just got off of school and so many nerds kept saying May The Fourth Be With You, like bruh your the seventh person that has told me that today”
by Highhawawa420 May 16, 2021
Get the May the fourth be with youmug. Eliza-May is a wonderful and a beautiful girl and she will always make you jealous because of her beauty and she always shows kindness but she can be a bit evil at times but she really is a heart melter
by POO ON JEFF June 3, 2021
Get the Eliza-Maymug. if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS
Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.
the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.
the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!
by The MC Legend April 14, 2019
Get the may 24mug. A May Sim is typically a blonde, attractive woman. They are often referred to as 'amazing' but hate it with passion; don't worry though they make up for it with "other passions"
Person 1: Wow, she looks really nice today.
Person 2: Yeah she looks like May Sim
sexy attractive beautiful
Person 2: Yeah she looks like May Sim
sexy attractive beautiful
by BananaBob November 27, 2014
Get the may simmug. The best legends of the world are born on this day. If you know someone born on this day go up to them and recognize their greatness.
Nick, "It's Jacob's birthday."
Tyler, "Today is May 26."
Tyler," Hey Jacob, congrats on being ythe captain of basketbalm team and football team."
Tyler, "Today is May 26."
Tyler," Hey Jacob, congrats on being ythe captain of basketbalm team and football team."
by Jack267 April 11, 2020
Get the May 26mug.