The act of putting a cock in an ass, to the point where you get a choc top. Pulling it out of the asshole, sticking a candle in the dick hole, lighting it, and proceed to sing happy birthday.
Ahhhh man, last night was so good.
Why’s that?
She gave me a Coles mud cake.
Nice one dude, happy birthday!
Why’s that?
She gave me a Coles mud cake.
Nice one dude, happy birthday!
by LordDicktatious February 28, 2022
Get the Coles Mud Cakemug. Putting a bunch of Columbian Bam Bam on your dick right before you bang a girl in the ass. Then blow your load in her ear and slap the side of her head.
by Butter Sue July 22, 2019
Get the Columbian Birthday Cakemug. when you’re fucking a German girl from the back, buss on her ass, spread your nut over her cheeks, and sprinkle some powdered some powdered sugar on top.
by yolo$wag69 June 3, 2019
Get the German Apple Cakemug. by nowell tebet March 31, 2003
Get the cake-eatermug. a cake that only totally awesome people can utter the name of without imploding like an ugly scatman.
by Black Root May 11, 2006
Get the sewer cakemug. by AWSUMNN KEFFA November 6, 2010
Get the Jason Aldean Cakemug. by Johnny Rocketfingers September 29, 2003
Get the bundt cake panmug.