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Meat Sweat Plug

Eating entirely too much meat, usually beef, resulting in a constipated state the next day whereby you sit on the toilet taking a dry shit and sweatIng profusely trying to work it out.
I had the Don Shula special at the steakhouse and I spent the next day with a meat sweat plug.
by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018
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scottish meat pie

During sex, accidentally disgorging one's bowels onto your partner - usually following anal stimulation
She was looking forward to an amorous experience with her new boyfriend and instead ended up the recipient of a Scottish meat pie.
by Rev Diet August 17, 2016
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meat beat hours

8-12 o'clock Where all sad niggas beat their dick vigorously either while participating in sad nigga hours or not.

Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on
Mike: Hey I would like to do an activity tonight
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock
by Kosorare December 28, 2017
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yeeting your meat

The action of one taking an axe or a sledgehammer and beating their schlong as hard as possible. It often makes even gay men moan in horniness. When you "yeet your meat" you beat it down with a sledgehammer or an axe. One often "yeets their meet" when their parents are not home and they are on incognito mode.
yeeting your meat: Johny was yeeting his meet on Saturday while his parents were not home. He moaned so loud he got the fish in the nearby lake so horny that they started to asexually reproduce, making for some extremely strange mutations in their offspring.
by Long w e e n boi November 8, 2019
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brown my meat

"Hey baby, will you brown my meat? ;)"
by bigblackjack November 10, 2013
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dead meat on the tracks

The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.
Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks.
by Suss March 11, 2005
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The Massachusetts Meat Grinder

Executed after having skin removed from your dick after a shitty blowjob, then smacking your bloody dick across your partners face.
After Nate Ross gave Kloss bad head, he gave him the Massachusetts Meat Grinder.
by CarlyDanialsBand69 April 7, 2010
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