why you do that

Because I can

person- why you do that
Me- because I have nothing better to do

by Ittz_Random June 9, 2018

cock-a-doodle-do

when your home alone with friends and your boarded and on urban dictionary .

"BITCH I JUST COCK-A-DOODLE-DOED YOUR DAD."

by BLUEWAFFLEBITCH April 7, 2017

doing a danny moore

Someone who is taking there time

cor hes doing a danny moore

by Longathon May 21, 2017

do my taxes

A discreet way of asking someone to fuck you.

"Hey baby, will you do my taxes?"

by Dee's_Kitten November 27, 2017

don’t do the dummy

Don’t do the dummy means don’t act stupid , don’t play like you don’t know when you really know.

Girl: who is Mya with heart eyes and heart texting you , Rashad?
Boy: who?
Girl: Don’t do the dummy , you know exactly who tf Mya is

by Boochieprincess February 25, 2018

Doing the biology homework

Masturbating.

Tom: Hey man, wanna play Counter Strike?
James: Nah man, I'm doing the biology homework at the moment.

by Joey935 August 13, 2016

jumpman doing a split

When somebody cops a fake pair of Jordans and the Jumpman legs are spread to far apart resembling a split.It is the most noticeable sign of a fake.

Fake Hypebeast:Yah man got them for 500$
Random:why ya jumpman doing a split?

by TheFakeYoshii February 13, 2018