Poo-dini

When a poo's Velocity is so great, it falls into the toilet and slips around the piping of the toilet and disappears. After finishing, and before flushing the toilet you realize the poo has vanished et voila! It's done a poo-dini!

Rob "hey man how was your poo?"

Steve "I dunno man, By the time I looked, it was gone, it did a poo-dini on me!"

Rob "Spewin'!, bet it was a good one..."

by Where did my poo go October 24, 2011

Shame-Poo

A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.

Wife: Did you get my shampoo?

Husband: Yes I did

Wife: okay i will wash my hair now

*5 minutes later*

Husband: Are you done?

Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!

Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬

Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡

by Princess Karen September 13, 2021

Wooly poo

It’s just self explanatory really- that shit between being normal and being the runs, it’s wooly.

Mom I had a wooly poo

by Murryman June 10, 2020

horse poo string

When poo string gets stuck in a horse's butt.

I found horse poo string when I met a horse.

by Debskelly1985 May 18, 2023

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

Poos

When you have to take a poop and a piss at the same time. It is taken from the words poop and piss.

I have to poos real bad.

by BeastEJ January 20, 2021

Poos cake

Poos cake is someone who is a friend but also ur poos. The origin of this word comes from Fayerweather Hall at the the University of Rhode Island. Two pals decided to get smacked and started saying poos for whatever reason. The rest is history.

“Yo, have you seen Ryan”
“You mean poos cake?”

by Poos cake January 23, 2021