House Gremlin

A stay at home in a healthy relationship with many sources of income, often kept in hoarded stashes. They love making food. And making things to trade for other things. They are like a house elf, except they have many socks already.

My partner is a house gremlin. They made bead and worked on some pottery today.

by Chrissynitenite February 26, 2024

House Face

Your real face. The one you have walking through the kitchen Sunday morning after a 2-4 bender and only like 5 people know about.

Hero-"hey babe I showed the Easter pictures to Susan at work"
Wife- You didn't show the one with my House Face right?
Hero-"Nah bae, I got you"

by BalerionTheBlack April 14, 2021

The House of Horrible Posts

DRIGGS' and Cobra's Sexy House of Delicious Titay Fooking Whores.

Let's all titay fook L-5!

by Richard Nixon October 9, 2004

House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.

''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''

by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023

The Bop House

An influencer house, like the Hype House or something. However instead of influencers, it's filled with OnlyFans models making TikTok videos in revealing or curve-emphasizing clothing to promote their OnlyFans pages and the house itself is an AirBnB. Rumor has it that 5 new kinds of STDs originated from there.

Luke: "Yo trust me, these bitches in The Bop House are so fucking hot!!"
Rico: "Dumbass they're trying to get as many teens addicted to porb as they can. Why do you think they're on that stretched-res-people app TikTok?"

by SonyBravia January 16, 2025

waffle house

hell after 12 am

worker: welcome to waffle house we are currently in a nuclear crisis but we're still serving you.
person: waffle

by MF710 April 13, 2023

Work house

A place in which the anus of a man is stretched beyond belief.

Person: Yo Tim, where are you? You didn't answer my calls..

Tim: I'm in the work house, Cody recommended it and boy does it make fitting things easier!

Person: wow! That's more than I wanted to know man.

by @Hamletstein February 13, 2020