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Sus Syndrome

One in five people suffers from Sus Syndrome, which affects the mental state of the person and forces them to see the Crewmate from Among us everywhere they go. This will eventually kill the affected person by making them manufacture a boulder size pair of metal balls, which are called sussy balls, and will proceed to let the balls fall on them while saying the phrase "You're such a sussy baka".
Dude, I think that guy has Sus Syndrome.
"Yo it's the imposter from Among us... "Looks at red trash can/bin"
by SunChad August 25, 2021
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Jordan Syndrome

Unable to cope with being less skilled in an activity, a patient with Jordan Syndrome tries their hardest to look like an expert through verbal manipulation and circumstantial evidence.
On god that nigga got Jordan Syndrome..”
by The Real Champion June 28, 2022
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Oeta syndrome

Oeta syndrome meaning over exposure to asshole syndrome is when your speaking to a perfectly kind person but over time of talking to you they gain some asshole like tendancys and pick up habits such as hating everyone
Wow have you noticed how much near has changed! Must be oeta syndrome
by Oeta syndrome September 6, 2018
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Vsco Syndrome

A deformality in the brain that affects the Cerebrum region. It stops all possibilities of critical thinking.
"Wow that girl keeps on saying and I pop she must have Vsco Syndrome
by Jeremy7117 September 29, 2019
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ahmad syndrome

Ahmad syndrome is a disorder in which the patient is born with a disgusting beard that cannot stop growing. The patient suffers from sever weirdness resembling no other, and they are universally ugly. (Some cases may include horrendous body odor).
Doctor: I’m sorry ma’am but ur son has been diagnosed with ahmad syndrome.
Mom: NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Doctor: I wish there was another choice. It can be treated however by frequently spraying deodorant, using your time wisely in school, and hanging around the right crowd. I suggest getting an abortion tho.
by LingLing Wan February 16, 2020
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Myra syndrome

When conversation with your girlfriend/boyfriend for the past 2 or more weeks has been 90% them bitching about almost everything and you start avoiding them to save yourself from the negativity.
Jerry: Dude, my girlfriend has been whining nonstop about everything lately, and it's really bringing me down.
Bob: Sounds like Myra syndrome.
by Nuclear Cheese November 6, 2018
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The Kristian Syndrome

The Kristian Syndrome (Has nothing to do with Christianity, but is named after the Danish philosopher, Kristian Jørgensen, born May 4, 1994, who first discovered the syndrome) is a syndrome which typically affects teenagers in the western part of the world. The Kristian Syndrome has been built around the belief that everything has perverse undertones, and everything can be thought perverse. The Kristian Syndrome causes even the most non-perverted phrases to be turned into something perversely, in the head of people affected by The Kristian Syndrome, only by separating the sentence into smaller parts, or simply just repeating the phrase in a deeper tone.
Person 1: "No. I can't play football anymore today. My right leg hurts"

Person 2: "What's wrong with your leg?"

Person 1: "I don't know for sure. I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much"

Person 2: "I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much" (said in a deeper tone)

Person 1, 3 and 4: "HAHAHAHA! LOOOOL! Perverse!"

Person 2: "You guys have The Kristian Syndrome"
by Thephilospher July 23, 2012
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