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shat your shot

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.
You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.
by The Languager October 28, 2023
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Fail Shot

A photo or video of someone or something failing, usually of someone getting owned to an extreme or doing something that proves that they could be out witted by a lemming. Fail Shots can often be used as evidence that the Darwin theory is alive and well.
Guy #1: Dude, I got the best fail shot earlier!
Guy #2: What of ?!?!?!?!?!
Guy #1: My fat neighbors cat jumped out of no where and scarred the crap out of him. It was total ownage!
by GC12B October 3, 2010
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Insane shot

Verb; Formal;
Ejaculating into a totally insane (ly hot) girl/guy inside of a psych ward.
Person A: "Omg brother, I just did an insane shot, it was awesome."

Person B: "Like in Overwatch or Something?"

Person A: "No like in Broadmoor."
by R1mjob Queen September 8, 2025
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Yogurt Shot

When you ejaculate into a shot glass and add yogurt and tequila to the fun making a drink similar to a blow job.
Hey Jim so I heard you like creamy alcohol so here's a yogurt shot .
by Library kid August 15, 2018
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No shot

Guy 1:bro i i’m about to get with gracens ex but this other girl is kinda fine and she fwm
Guy :No shot bro you’re suffering in success
by YeeterPeeter.sc July 31, 2022
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hamburger shot

Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger
She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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Double shot

It's when you're beating the meat to a guy that has two dicks. The Double Shot basicaly refers to a guy that's cumming from he's two dicks at the same time.
Bro, last night i fucked a girl and it was so good that i gave her a double shot.
by The Boy out side March 7, 2019
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