virgin rock

rock that only 7th and 8th grade children and 30 year old virgins listens to that was cool 20 years ago.

"god damn will Erik turn that green day off already?"
"he has been listening to virgin rock all day"

by rpfrespect May 8, 2014

classic rock junkie

A person who loves the musical genre classic rock, which includes bands such as Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, The Doors, ACDC, and The Who. They are uninterested in modern music. Sometimes, they are of the opinion that any new music is terrible, in other cases they admit that some of it is good, it just doesn't interest them. Often times they find themselves pretending to love the new alternative band their friend is showing them while wishing they were at home listening to The White Album. Many classic rock junkies are afraid to admit they are indeed a classic rock junkie for fear of being called narrow-minded.

"Oh yeah, I love Green Day."

"That is such a lie. You're a classic rock junkie and you know it."

by floydiac9 October 18, 2009

Heart of Stone on the Rock

The world's worst cocktail: tap water poured over a solitary ice cube.

Can also refer to someone in a position of authority not giving their mates any breaks

JJ: hey did you hear Bungle is now running the Balham Tup?
Pat: sweet, did he hook you up with free booze?
JJ: no way man, he'd even charge me for a Heart of Stone on the Rock!

by Persil May 30, 2006

rock your jaw

when you punch or threating to punch and mess up their jaw

man, imma rock your jaw if you don't shut up.

by MIYA1738 November 17, 2016

Rock machine

it means 1337, OR LEET

Defrees is rock machine!

by defrees February 14, 2010

Snot Rocks

This is where from being in a dusty area, you form small rocks in your nose from the collected dust. They look similar to popping rocks.

Bloke 1: Man this stupid dust in sydney, given me snot rocks.

by FatGimp September 23, 2009

Rock Boredom

The level of boredom that is so extreme, you begin doing things that are entirely shameful and embarrassing. Sounds the same as "Rock bottom" in a Jersey accent, anyway.

You've officially hit rock boredom, buddy.

by AlgernonFTW October 15, 2010