Holmdel Park

A lovely park located in lovely New Jersey in lovely Holmdel. Close to my favorite place, lovely holmdel highschool.

At this park you'll find;

-A huge ass hill called the bowl

-A farm with animals and shit (literal shit)

-A pond where you can fish in only during certain times of the year, which people don't seem to fucking understand, as you'll see some idiot with their goddamn rod in the pond IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING WINTER
And,

-Two playgrounds, one located at the bottom of a hill, and one at the top. If you walk up the hill you may see an assortment of exercise stops, where you may stretch your muscles to get an extra few calories burned. Wow!

Man 1: "Wow, I remember when I use to ride my bike in Holmdel park 40 years ago, up and down the bowl. Ah yeah, those were the good old days."

by Mahpoatoe October 8, 2018

Park Begin

when something is really hecka cool and you gotta respect ✊

yo lil pumps the man
yeah park begin lil pump

by parkbegingod May 20, 2018

Melrose Park

In truth, it's neither a park nor a real suburb as it's really just 3 or 4 streets in Ermington and West Ryde. However, its residents wanted higher land values by having a different postcode and not being branded Ermington.

Not to be confused with the beautiful people in Melrose Place, a popular 90s American TV series.

Friend: Where do you live?
Me: Melrose Park.
Friend: Where's that?

by Melrose Park May 22, 2018

Mya Parks

Mya is a big jerk who everyone should hate she is a bully and she is rude to everyone I hope that she moves into a hole and dies.

fuck Mya Parks she is a bitch

by what is up suker May 31, 2018

Grassy Park

That really dodgy borough where all those caucasian kids who only just pass school and play soccer all day

1: I really hate that guy! He's so mean

2: He must be from Grassy Park

by yassswerk June 6, 2018

Park Tae-Sook

Park Tae-Sook is such an amazing person and if you ever find him/her KEEP HIM/HER. You will not regret it. Plus... that’s me ;). I am Park Tae-Sook!

Friend: Hey! Park Tae-sook! EXO is having a fan meet, we should go together~

by infires.man June 29, 2019

parking dirty

When you refuse to pay for parking, so you park illegally.

I got caught parking dirty last week in Chicago and the fine was way too high; they need to cut it.

by Jo Mi July 2, 2019