mexican cream pie

When you get two, presumably Mexican woman, and share the semen ejaculated by the male (you) between the two. Resulting in a sort of, taco effect.

I had a fun time last night. Me, your GF, and my GF performed a mexican cream pie.

by Mr Catacorn April 8, 2015

Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.

"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"

by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023

Hillbilly Hand Pie

When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.

Last night Eddie and I snuck away at the family reunion and he gave me a hillbilly hand pie.

by Cjmaero March 24, 2024

pie drunk

When an individual drinks a 40 of vodka, then while leaning on a kitchen counter passes out face first in the apple pie

Wow look how intoxicated he is - he's pie drunk

by Kptnkuku April 18, 2018

Megamunch Pie

Megamunch Pie is a form of chocolate-butterscotch pie with crumbled cookie crust (your choice of cookie and can be any combination of cookies) and any mix of candies and munchie food you want mixed into the filling, covered by a flaky biscuit crust with a small caramel drizzle.

A: "Hey bro, you gonna order a pizza or something?"
B: "Nah, man, I got some megamunch pie in the fridge."

by B-Boy Max September 8, 2018

Pie

when someone would get a "pie", they would get anything from you sex wise. this can be used in comparison to someone not as worth for "pie" as to be a tester. testers like the "try before you buy" in Tesco's. So if someone is a try before you buy, you're not commiting to a full pie but simply testing. A full pie is where you are definately sure they are worthy of your whole body.

Emily said to hannah, "hes bum, he can have a slice of my pie" hannah replied with "i'd prefer to try before you buy, then buy the whole pie". The boy looked at them confuzed.

by lololololx3 February 20, 2011

poly pie

Polly pie is the result of a vagina that has received multiple loads of semen during a small span of time. Usually on the same day. Also known as "polly pie."

Aww I was fucking my girl and I said, "hey, you're real wet" and she said , "yeah it's because I've already been poly pied twice today."

It's only a Poly Pie if it's after the second load.

by Kit E September 30, 2013