milk

something your dad went to get years ago and never came back

Dad: I'm going to go get some milk!

by cheeseshartmeowmeow September 13, 2022

milk

The thing your dad left for 69 years ago when he got caught with another bitch

When is my dad coming home with the milk

by Urmomverygae October 03, 2022

Milk

Ryan Ross

Ryan Ross milk yum

by Yeemo Ryan Ross trash May 22, 2019

Milk

Something that I am currently searching for and not disappearing out of your life

(for legal reasons, this is a joke)

A: "Wheres your dad?"
B: "He is just getting the milk"
A: "But you already have milk..?"

by your dad who is getting milk April 27, 2022

Milk

Something my dad is getting. They must be all out, he’s been a long time.

Where’s your dad?
He went to get the milk!
Awe man..

by Verygoodatwords April 08, 2022

Milk

Something your dad didn’t bring back

Friend:Hey you got any milk?
Me:No my dad still hasn’t come back after 10 years LMAO

by Juice4ever🧃🌍 April 30, 2022

Milk

What my dad left to get 10 years ago

Hey son I’m going to get milk
dad no please
Dad leaves

by wholeftme10yesago January 24, 2020