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Lebanese Meat Pie

A Lebanese Meat Pie is when you are having sex underneath the bed covers and end up with explosive diarrhea that you leave to clean up until the fallowing day.
"I shouldn't have had that Chipotle burrito and tequila shots last night; my girlfriend ended up with a Lebanese Meat Pie in her bed the next day!"
by DJ White Eagle August 24, 2017
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scottish meat pie

During sex, accidentally disgorging one's bowels onto your partner - usually following anal stimulation
She was looking forward to an amorous experience with her new boyfriend and instead ended up the recipient of a Scottish meat pie.
by Rev Diet August 17, 2016
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brown my meat

"Hey baby, will you brown my meat? ;)"
by bigblackjack November 10, 2013
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meat beat hours

8-12 o'clock Where all sad niggas beat their dick vigorously either while participating in sad nigga hours or not.

Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on
Mike: Hey I would like to do an activity tonight
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock
by Kosorare December 28, 2017
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Three meat feast

The act of pleasuring a woman in her three main orifices, all within the same night: tongue, rump and loin.
I stayed in last night and enjoyed a three meat feast with the girlfriend.
by Mad Pierre March 26, 2010
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dead meat on the tracks

The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.
Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks.
by Suss March 11, 2005
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the midnight meat train

a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.
"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."
by BIGMARVAND BRANHAM June 23, 2009
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