are you fistfucking me?

An exclamation of surprise and angst.

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??

by newsvava February 12, 2009

Gag me with a spoon

a phrase used to describe how unpleasant a situation may be

Hey jess, remember when you dated Evans?

Yeah, gag me with a spoon.

by mustachio&jessica May 25, 2009

hit me back

to ask for a reply.

P1: Yo punk, hit me back wit' cho' digits fo' shizzle"
P2: "Okay".

by c-c-c-colin October 5, 2003

You got me

You have me with you no matter what forever.

Dont have to worry about anything, you got me.

by w4th3f0u July 1, 2008

Put it down on me

Come (you) and Put it (ass, that booty, pussy, etc...) down on me ( set it on my d)... Another way of saying lets have sex without sounding awkward or strange.

Alternate way of saying lets get it on.

put that booty down on me.

Come and put it down on me

by Timmer22 March 21, 2015

fuck me up and call me daddy

Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now

Ohh he is such a daddy ohhh ohhh yeahh. Fuck me up and call me daddy

by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018

figa deal me

like feel me. like understand

ayo i gotta go to work figa deal me

by nineerzszx October 28, 2008