horsae

A myth, she lurks in your shadows.

" The horsae is here, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA— *oof*

—Sae

by anonymous February 6, 2025

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horse pulp

the final result of beating a dead horse

I made 11 pounds of jello with a pint of horse pulp yesterday

by william mcmikkelson January 18, 2026

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hourse • Hours in silence • Hours NI • hours of fun • hours of operation • Hours of Wealth • hours on end • hours per day • hoursa • wee hours

Horse flex: A display of wealth and status by showing off horses. The more prestigious the horse, the bigger the flex—symbolizing power, wealth, and success.

Example :The Saudi Arabian royal family has some of the best racehorses in the world—that’s a prime example of a horse flex.

Lee: Bruv, we went to my Mrs’ brother’s place the other day.
He's got a big house in the country, massive garden, sick cars… he’s even got horses.

Frank: He was really trying to make you feel poor, pulling a horse flex on you, bruv. LOL.

Lee: Innit, bruv. LOL .

Frank: LOL.

by Jamiecheese February 20, 2026

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horsegirl

An adjective to describe a texas woman

HOOWWWWDY! she's a wild one in these sheets. betcha she's a horsegirl

by rbaxx March 18, 2026

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Horse Breeding

When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.

The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.

by Sir Fancylot April 7, 2025

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