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Howard High School

The oldest school in Howard County, it's actually a relatively nice building after the renovations that ended in 2007. It's sometimes known as "Howard is High" for an alleged drug bust that involved a former guidance counselor. Also, before the dictatorship known as Ms. Massella arrived in 2004, the place was full of drugs and scumbags, and the athletics were terrible. Now known mostly for its track and cross country teams, the school also boasts decent football and lacrosse teams, and a phenomenal softball team. Long Reach is by far Howard's biggest rival in football and basketball. The party scene is pretty mediocre, and the school dances are early the worst in the county, as Massela insist that the lights stay on and the playing of Frank Sinatra when anything close to grinding starts happening.
Before 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard? Damn what a shithole"
Person 2: "Yeah they found couple ounces of weed in some kids locker during the last drug bust"

After 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard High School? Damn I heard your principal sucks"
Person 2: "Yeah, she really cleaned the place up, but now its turned into the fuckin army or some shit"
Howard High School by howarder September 27, 2011
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Lakewood Ranch High School 

Where it is more than common that students get fucked up on drugs and other shit, constantly. You can't see the original concret because of all the dip spit and gum on the ground. Generally filled with gangsters and rednecks. There is literally no trouble in finding the drugs you want.

that's so high school 

A phrase meant to indicate how immature,meaningless,irrelevant,trivial and idiotic someones actions or attitude is.
Are you going to the rave tonight?
No,man. That's so high school.

compiler high 

The elation one feels when one's code compiles successfully
Experts dispute whether the simple pleasure of seeing one's own LaTeX equations rendered in pdf form can be considered compiler high.
compiler high by xhuwin February 20, 2009

Horan High

A term used after one has reached new heights in a specific goal or athletic skill. The term comes from the One Direction Band member Niall Horan who can pretty much clear 4-5 feet of air when he jumps. Can also be used when someone hurts themselves while doing any-type of physical activity that includes jumping.
She broke her foot while jumping off the ramp.....she went Horan High.

I got Horan High last night now my leg is killing me.

I stubbed my toe while getting Horan High.
Horan High by my.toe.hurts.2415 November 7, 2012

Bickleton High School 

An extremely small school in an extremely small town. The whole school is run by a few people whom everyone is afraid of. It is also based on religion, even though our school is public. Bickleton High school is the place to go if you want to be judged by every human being around you. And you can't get away with anything, by the way. You can get detention from just about anything that doesn't come across as "the right thing to do" or "That represents our school well" Leave while you still can.
Kid 1: Hey, wanna come hang out?
Kid 2: Nah man, I can't
Kid 1: Why?
Kid 2: Because I go to Bickleton High School
Kid 1: Awh man, I'm so sorry

bellaire high school 

A place full of ass holes waiting to get the hell outta there
Oh, she goes to Bellaire high school, that sucks