Ducking yourself

Exposing yourself to being a PDF.

Dude: LOL did you just admit to having sex with a barely 18 teenager?
Duck: NO U
Dude: You're really ducking yourself right now.

by Enchi's Mom June 14, 2022

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duck

a green bird that says quack

"never gonna give u up," said the duck

by smiling thomas June 15, 2022

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Ducke

The greatest religion of all time, Buddhism is a ripoff

Hail ducke

by ducke_lives June 16, 2022

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Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.

If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts

by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022

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Speakin duck

Talking nonsense. Talking shit. Talking out of your ass. All mean the same thing. Used when someone says some crazy shit..

Person 1: “Aye what the move is tonight?”
Person 2: “I got us a table at club E11EVEN, we gone live it up tonight.”
Person 1: “You cap jitt, you broke asl where you got the money for a table from??
Person 3: “NoKap, that boy be speakin DUCK.”

by Speaking duck June 23, 2022

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