double gouch

The enlarged area between a man's rectum and his genitalier, that due to infection swells up, blocking his rectum and constricting his genitalier. Causing blue testicals and piles.
Thought to be transmitted through having sexual intercourse with a Janner.

Swollen Gouch, creating a Double Gouch

by SkiBGB October 18, 2011

Double D Critties

When my critical damage hits in the double digits

I love to throw around my big double d critties

by Aerandir815 November 4, 2011

double-wide queen

A trailer park ho who likes to bang refinery workers, rodeo circuit riders and other ignorant redneck types (including family members).

Her step-daddy is on his long change between shifts, so they're locked up for at least two days playing double-wide queen.

by Walter Gonzo April 28, 2012

double 8

Taking two back to back road trips that have a duration of longer than 8 hours (roundtrip).

Larry was trying to go to the beach and the mountains. He is crazy for trying to double 8 with no vacation time.

by tripfusion July 27, 2012

Double touchdown

The act of shitting two turds, in the same sitting, so long that they hit the water before completely exiting the anus.

Dude, I just did had a double touchdown. High fucking five!

by Pablo 2: The Electric Boogaloo September 30, 2012

Double Saturday

1. When you have a Friday off from school; therefore giving you a "Double Saturday".
2. A nickname for Friday on a long weekend that starts on a Friday.

"Dude you ready for Double Saturday?" -Bobby.
"Uhhh what?" -Jack.
"You know, Double Saturday. We have Friday off!" -Bobby.

by Johnny Gurt December 17, 2012

Double Toss

When a man is masturbating and vomiting at the same time.

"When I told Johnny I was too wasted to have sex, he tried to take care of himself but ended up doing a Double Toss in the toilet, that i had to clean up this morning!"

by Zarv March 23, 2013