Alpine nut cake

When you actually read a comment and get tricked into checking urban dictionary

Son you just got alpine nut caked

by Briggysmalls December 10, 2020

carrot-cake genius

adj.
(of an idea) completely crazy in concept, but surprisingly excellent in practice. Like putting carrots in a cake.

Malibu with milk? Tia Maria with Orange juice? Blue WKD with Port?? Who thought these up? Carrot-cake genius!

by Dybeck April 09, 2003

Coles Mud Cake

The act of putting a cock in an ass, to the point where you get a choc top. Pulling it out of the asshole, sticking a candle in the dick hole, lighting it, and proceed to sing happy birthday.

Ahhhh man, last night was so good.
Why’s that?
She gave me a Coles mud cake.
Nice one dude, happy birthday!

by LordDicktatious February 28, 2022

cake-eater

a adolesant who often idulges in cake

that kid is a fucken cake eater

by nowell tebet March 31, 2003

sewer cake

a cake that only totally awesome people can utter the name of without imploding like an ugly scatman.

Who wants some sewer cake!

by Black Root April 30, 2006

Jason Aldean Cake

Face Sex. Actual Sex of the face.

"dudes i had some Jason ALdean CAke for brefast"-lady
"Woha lucky girl"-other dudes

by AWSUMNN KEFFA November 05, 2010

bundt cake pan

Soon to be a part of Strongbadia. It will contribute to the population tripling.

"So by then it will be...Population: Tire and....Bundt Cake Pan...and Coach Z"

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 30, 2003