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close bob

Opposite of "open bob."
The stereotypical indian or non-native english speaker's way of saying "close your legs," but for boobs.
Meant to entail that you are not interested in boob pics, and/or the female in question is acting like a whore.
Woman: I'm selling topless pics on my onlyfans, you should check it out. I can even send you a few for free if you like what you see.
Indian Man: close bob, woman.
by a dude, probably July 1, 2020
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BOB

Sting: Dom R is whipped
Juno: BOB
by Admiral Juno April 18, 2019
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bobs

boobies, titties, bazoingas, bahoobas, boobahs, brad titts
by leilanievans02 September 15, 2022
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Bob the builder

Bob the builder is the opposite of susie homemaker he is the man whos always being depended on to do all the hard handwork. While paying all the bills and keeping a roof over the families heads but how he becomes treated in the household is very questionable because all the time he would be nagged at and accused of cheating and demonized and called a dog when all he wanted was to love his wife
Oh so you think im some kinda susie home maker.............WELL IM THE ONE PLAYING BOB THE BUILDER PAYING YOUR FUCKING BILLS.
by the fuck you pay me guy February 6, 2019
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Bob Vila complex

Someone who thinks he or she can fix anything or anybody... sonetimes arrogantly or ones own peril
Some doctors have God complex. House had rubinex cube complex and I have a Bob Vila complex
by faking work July 27, 2020
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Bob Ross

A TOTAL FREAK WHO SUCKS AND ABUSES SMALL BEARS
by mr.nuggets December 16, 2019
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Mrs. Bob

In Moulmein, in lower Burma, I was hated by large numbers of people – the only time in my life that I have been important enough for this to happen to me. I was sub-divisional police officer of the town, and in an aimless, petty kind of way anti-European feeling was very bitter. No one had the guts to raise a riot, but if a European woman went through the bazaars alone somebody would probably spit betel juice over her dress. As a police officer I was an obvious target and was baited whenever it seemed safe to do so. When a nimble Burman tripped me up on the football field and the referee (another Burman) looked the other way, the crowd yelled with hideous laughter. This happened more than once. In the end the sneering yellow faces of young men that met me everywhere, the insults hooted after me when I was at a safe distance, got badly on my nerves. The young Buddhist priests were the worst of all. There were several thousands of them in the town and none of them seemed to have anything to do except stand on street corners and jeer at Europeans.
Don't be such a Mrs. Bob
by Beep Beep Bob March 19, 2021
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