Banana Boat

When you and your friend both have a boner at the same time.

Friend 1: Yo, I'm hard
Friend 2: I'm in the same boat, man
Friend 1: A banana boat...

by SusBoy69 August 10, 2022

I banana …(somebody)

When you are to shy to say you miss somebody, you can use this word.

‘I banana …(somebody), I hope he/she will come back home soon.’ Mary said to me.

by R..w. August 17, 2022

Banana Clamp

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.

Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.

by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022

banana

Banana Inc., formerly Banana Computer, Inc., American manufacturer of personal computers, smartpotatos, tablet computers, computer peripherals, and computer software. It was the first successful personal computer company and the popularizer of the graphical user interface.

I just bought a potato from Banana

by Real_smart_guy_😏 August 30, 2022

Banana

A fruit superior to all. More powerful than any God. A yellow, curved fruit.

David stole Nathan's banana from his lunch box.

by LordBananaMan September 3, 2022

Banana Goblin

A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.

In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.

Example 1:Nancy! I hear the Banana Goblin at my door and I'm out of bananas!

by Oswald Murphy The Third P.H.D September 4, 2022

BANANA

Build absolutely nothing anywhere near anything

Decisions about whether to approve new projects are made by politicians who rely on the votes of nimbys (“Not in my back yard”), notes (“Not over there, either”) and bananas (“Build absolutely nothing anywhere near anything”).
from The Economist Sept 1st, 2022 Britain’s failure to build is throttling its economy

by Kopernik September 4, 2022