jesus cheese touch

When your pal gives you a cheese touch but from his generation Jesus gave his family tree the cheese touch and it’s been passed on by the family tree onto your pal and he’s now gave you the Jesus cheese touch
Jesus cheese touch “what the fuck is a Jesus cheese touch”it’s a cheese touch started in my family tree from Jesus
by Chazz@ March 21, 2022
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Jesus H. Fuck

that phrase you shout when you something terribly unbelievable happens
Kid: I shot the retarded kid!
Dad: Jesus H. Fuck!
by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023
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driving jesus

nickname or the act of driving so recklessly that only the Lord Jesus Christ himself can prevent permanent damage and/or death.
bob: « you heard that noise ? »
sue: « no, what was it ? »
bob: « driving jesus got in another accident on the avenue »
by gof August 20, 2024
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I will send you to jesus

A sentence meaning that one is going to end someone's life.
Person 1: You are a noob.
Person 2: I will send you to jesus.
by elaboratescanner04 October 09, 2023
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jesus serpent

when a serpent is as hot as jug head and as daddy material as FP with the hot as hell persona of toni
"NO MOM Kanye West is a jesus serpent not bill cosby" or also

"damn i'd like to smash that jesus serpant of a man they call jimmy fallon"
by kindofanicon June 02, 2018
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Jesus Cruz

1. Is a millionaire

2. Married to Virginia Lopez

3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
Jesus Cruz your the best.
by ...12...... April 04, 2018
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jesus lover

someone who believes in god but isn’t necessarily religious. they believe following jesus christ isn’t a religion but a relationship.
person one: are you religious?

person two: no, but i believe in god

person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover
by l_istall January 30, 2024
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