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German Apple Cake

when you’re fucking a German girl from the back, buss on her ass, spread your nut over her cheeks, and sprinkle some powdered some powdered sugar on top.
Adolf: Yaaa, last night I baked Helga a German Apple Cake
Franc: Svveg
by yolo$wag69 June 3, 2019
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Grass Cake Mom

A mom who is OVERLY protective, she is usually the mom who volunteers for every single field trip, and doesn't let their kid do ANYTHING at all and are also WAY too involved in their kid's lives.
The mom from The Goldbergs is a grass cake mom

Where this word came from, Bedtime Stories, starring Adam Sandler
by allaboardthe****train March 31, 2015
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Wake n' Cake

Wake n' Cake

It is simply code for doing coke right when you wake up. It is very similar to wake and bake and it sounds like wake and coke, except with marijuana wax (wake) & cocaine or coke for short (cake). It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake n' cake.' Wake n' Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake n' cake is the the best meditation around.
All the Jewish Heeb dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews, half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's El Don the tagger, says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid Wake n' Cake.
by jasdizzles April 14, 2014
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cake-eater

a adolesant who often idulges in cake
by nowell tebet March 31, 2003
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sewer cake

a cake that only totally awesome people can utter the name of without imploding like an ugly scatman.
Who wants some sewer cake!
by Black Root May 11, 2006
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Jason Aldean Cake

"dudes i had some Jason ALdean CAke for brefast"-lady
"Woha lucky girl"-other dudes
by AWSUMNN KEFFA November 6, 2010
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bundt cake pan

Soon to be a part of Strongbadia. It will contribute to the population tripling.
"So by then it will be...Population: Tire and....Bundt Cake Pan...and Coach Z"
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 29, 2003
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