A period in one's life, normally during their mid-20s (24-26), that they feel the need to impulsively make decisions, and need something to blame it on.
by James McCabe July 15, 2006
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Get the suck the dick of life mug.ones life style to wear the male gets belligerently drunk off of 10 dollar or less liquor and seeks to have sex with any girl with in his facebook friends list or with in his sight. if the male fails to find a girl willing to blow of have sex with him, he will then start getting girls on his level to not quite rape her, but definitely not have consensual sex with her. that would not be a shark.
He had sex with my girlfriend after pouring grain alcohol on her face for 30 minutes straight, what a shark living the shark life.
by franklin lynn Clam Pyle January 9, 2012
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by monkeypoop123 November 8, 2009
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A) Those dreams of happiness that sustained them through high school and college will always remain fantasy no matter how much they earn OR
B) Their job at the local McDonalds isn't proving a satisfying career choice and maybe they shouldn't have slept through remedial maths.
Either way, common symptoms include a renewed passion for the pop music of their youth, dusting off the skateboard and considering "going pro", and the dating of underage skanks from the local high school to prove they still got it.
A) Those dreams of happiness that sustained them through high school and college will always remain fantasy no matter how much they earn OR
B) Their job at the local McDonalds isn't proving a satisfying career choice and maybe they shouldn't have slept through remedial maths.
Either way, common symptoms include a renewed passion for the pop music of their youth, dusting off the skateboard and considering "going pro", and the dating of underage skanks from the local high school to prove they still got it.
No point waiting till I'm 50 to be dissatisfied with life, bring on the retro hits and loose wimmin'!
by JBInc May 12, 2004
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