1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh

Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died

by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021

Sussy baka numba 1

Sussy are modified word from sus and baka are mean idiot or fool in Japanese and numba 1 are modified word from number 1

Top five sussy :flushed: :postbox:
Among us numba 5
You seeming sus lately numba 4
sus numba 3
Amogus numba 2
Sussy baka numba 1

by susmaster555 September 18, 2021

1 Standard

a unit of measurement the nobody in the OSS understands except me

that would be worth 1 standard
what the fuck is a standard?!

by GOLD SPARTAN September 21, 2021

r.3k.1

Cooler then you

Go follow @ r.3k.1

by Maplez September 25, 2021

Oct 1

October 1 is hug your crush day

You guys better hug your crush on this day oct 1
You:hi
Him/her:hi..?
You:hugs
Him/her:...

by Mochamelo September 25, 2021

+1

+1

Oh would you stop +1ing

by Nanandsha September 27, 2021

december 1

if your born december 1 u a real one no cap chicken no nugget husband with out a wife berries and cream cream and berries daughter without a father. why am i talking about cancer's???????

December 1?
im for real talking about cancer's ong im whites and hispanic gurrrrlllllllllllllll and im 12 my name ericka and my mom is in gerogia and i have kids in my basement😎👍🤺👩 🦯

by Twilightxsparkelz September 28, 2021