White suburban teen 1: OMFG!!!!! A7X IS LIKE TEH SEXXORZ!!!1!!1!1!! sUCH METAL GANGSTAS!11!!!!!!
White suburban teen the second: I NO, DUDE, THEY ARE LIKE THE MOST MEDTAL BAND AROUND!1111!!!!111!!!1
Little ole me: No, they are emo gangsta cunts. If you want metal that doesn't make you look a mans ass and think "lunchtime" try Mercyful fate, venom, motorhead, overkill etc......
White suburban teen the second: I NO, DUDE, THEY ARE LIKE THE MOST MEDTAL BAND AROUND!1111!!!!111!!!1
Little ole me: No, they are emo gangsta cunts. If you want metal that doesn't make you look a mans ass and think "lunchtime" try Mercyful fate, venom, motorhead, overkill etc......
by Whitey McCrackFiend June 29, 2007
Emo kids TRY to be unique, but are a uniform society. They all look the same, they sound the same, they dress the same, they listen to the same music. It's a homogeneous blend, if you will, of stupid teenagers attempting to be unique while falling into the very stereotypes they are trying to rebel from.
"I'm so unique...Look at my hair, my glasses, my girl pants. Everything about me is so unique that coicidentally every person within this cliche is identical to me. I'm so depressed" - Emo kid
by Matthew Hou November 06, 2005
someone who covers half of the face with black hair, use girl pants and that listens to songs about lost love and heartbreak, and also admires another who covers half of the face with black hair, use girl pants and that listens to songs about lost love and heartbreak.
emo fan 1: oh my gosh! look at that boy! He is so cool, i wanna be like him!! i`m really gonna cry!
emo fan 2: yeah! me too, he rocks!!
emo fan 1: i`m so excited let`s go for our razors!
emo fan 2: yeah! me too, he rocks!!
emo fan 1: i`m so excited let`s go for our razors!
by tolol June 27, 2006
Emo goggles are the hip new way of calling those big thick glasses that emo's wear, it can also be used for the old 60's sunnies that scemos wear sometimes. They are called emo goggles because they are very thick and goggleish even if the said emo wearing them is only a teeny weeny bit blind and emos wear them so YAY!
by unknown_pill May 26, 2006
1) The only people who would give the defenitions of emology and emologist thumbs down, because they know its true and they're ashamed.
2) A reason to bring two completely different people together to beat ass.
2) A reason to bring two completely different people together to beat ass.
1) emology: (n) The study of emotional music and the losers who listen to it.
9 thumbs up, 1 thumb down
2) Gangster: emo sucks, dawg.
Metalhead: damn right motha fucker, lets whoop their asses.
9 thumbs up, 1 thumb down
2) Gangster: emo sucks, dawg.
Metalhead: damn right motha fucker, lets whoop their asses.
by Emologist February 09, 2005
Emo began as a music style in the '90's, and has become associated with bands like My Chemical Romance, Fallout Boy etc. It became a style that mostly (NOT ALWAYS) focuses on the vintage-look (retro brand names etc). Being emo myself, you're all gonna think 'OMG IT'S AN EMO, SHE'S, LIKE, GONNA BE, LIKE, OMGWTFBBQ MY LIFE SUCKS EMO'S RULE THEY'RE SO HARDCORE OMG LMAO' or something like that. (I'm not taking the mick out of anyone, I swear. Sorry if I offended someone.) I'm not depressed all the time, I'm not always writing dark poems about life, and I'm not anorexically skinny (I laugh about that).
Why is emo associated with self-harm? Just because some people decided that any depressing self-destruction music MUST be emo?
Emos are usually, as far as I know, into the retro emo bands that began the emo craze, and the more modern bands like Panic! @ The Disco etc. The most common feature of emo is the hair with a side-parting. The bangs are NOT always covering one eye, NOT always dark, NOT always straight, NOT always shaggy for boys and NOT always short for girls.
The thing I've noticed that made me laugh about people's descriptions for emo boys was that they all wear trousers fitted for girls. WHAT A CROCK. I've never seen an emo boy dressed in trousers that are fit for girls. It would look a bit dumb, I mean, with the hips and all. So what if the trousers might be tight? It doesn't mean they're for girls! SERIOUSLY STRANGE. But if there is an emo boy who wears girls trousers, SORRY.
Another big thing for emo is the gloves/bracelettes and scraves. NOT everyone wears them but it's pretty common, from what I've seen.
I AM NOT AN EXPERT. This is my opinion and it's not always right! Emo is a fashion sense that may have stereotypes but not all emos follow them. Who can tell me they know EXACTLY what the emo fashion is? Anyone? I don't think even emos can really tell me.
Why is emo associated with self-harm? Just because some people decided that any depressing self-destruction music MUST be emo?
Emos are usually, as far as I know, into the retro emo bands that began the emo craze, and the more modern bands like Panic! @ The Disco etc. The most common feature of emo is the hair with a side-parting. The bangs are NOT always covering one eye, NOT always dark, NOT always straight, NOT always shaggy for boys and NOT always short for girls.
The thing I've noticed that made me laugh about people's descriptions for emo boys was that they all wear trousers fitted for girls. WHAT A CROCK. I've never seen an emo boy dressed in trousers that are fit for girls. It would look a bit dumb, I mean, with the hips and all. So what if the trousers might be tight? It doesn't mean they're for girls! SERIOUSLY STRANGE. But if there is an emo boy who wears girls trousers, SORRY.
Another big thing for emo is the gloves/bracelettes and scraves. NOT everyone wears them but it's pretty common, from what I've seen.
I AM NOT AN EXPERT. This is my opinion and it's not always right! Emo is a fashion sense that may have stereotypes but not all emos follow them. Who can tell me they know EXACTLY what the emo fashion is? Anyone? I don't think even emos can really tell me.
Him: Everyone says I'm not emo because my hair isn't an emo hairstyle
Her: Stereotypes are fun, lets point and laugh
*Him and Her both point and laugh at the steroetypes dancing on the ceiling as emo music plays some place random in the background*
Her: Stereotypes are fun, lets point and laugh
*Him and Her both point and laugh at the steroetypes dancing on the ceiling as emo music plays some place random in the background*
by KerrytheKiwi December 15, 2006
A type of music that angsty teens listen to while they pretend to cut themselves.
Not hard enough to be called Punk but not bubble gum enough to be called pop. Imagine if Punk, Pop, and a little bit Goth got together and had a child. Emo is what you would get every time because it takes a little bit of everything.
Just take one band and switch the names around and you basically have every emo band imaginable. The same whiny sounding lead singer, the same sounding guitar solos, the same lyrics just in a different order.
Not hard enough to be called Punk but not bubble gum enough to be called pop. Imagine if Punk, Pop, and a little bit Goth got together and had a child. Emo is what you would get every time because it takes a little bit of everything.
Just take one band and switch the names around and you basically have every emo band imaginable. The same whiny sounding lead singer, the same sounding guitar solos, the same lyrics just in a different order.
Those people who say that My Chemical Romance is emo don't know the physiological level there music is really on. Wow, those guys are so deep and bruting.
by MrBrightside919 April 30, 2008