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by Maya N. August 31, 2020
Get the brain bleachmug. Someone with enough brain damage that they continued to play new world from January 2022 to August 2022 while the game was hopelessly broken. As a result of the further brain damage and massive ego, they believe anyone who did not play the game during that time to be stupid. This generally leads to long-winded rants about when they played legacy or what legacy players do.
Person 1: hey guys, don't fight in the dirt around the gate
Person 2: Well, in legacy, we call this area dummies, and this area cart, and this area dirt, and ... (Drones on for 2 minutes)
Person 1: Ok but you shouldn't fight in any of that dirt around the gate.
Person 2: Well, in legacy, they say it's ok to fight in the dirt around point but not at dummies or cart, (Drones on for 2 minutes)
Person 1: Got it, so don't fight in the dirt around point.
Person 2: Well, in legacy, we don't say that. (Person 2 Rage Quits)
Person 1: Man that guy has serious Legacy Brain
Person 2: Well, in legacy, we call this area dummies, and this area cart, and this area dirt, and ... (Drones on for 2 minutes)
Person 1: Ok but you shouldn't fight in any of that dirt around the gate.
Person 2: Well, in legacy, they say it's ok to fight in the dirt around point but not at dummies or cart, (Drones on for 2 minutes)
Person 1: Got it, so don't fight in the dirt around point.
Person 2: Well, in legacy, we don't say that. (Person 2 Rage Quits)
Person 1: Man that guy has serious Legacy Brain
by NewWorldDefiner February 12, 2023
Get the legacy brainmug. A condition that causes you to become a non-dangerous psychopath and is caused by either over-working or being bitten by Snata. Stay away from these people if you hate the environment. They yell 'Respect the environment!!!' and post lyrics of songs on WhatsApp groups, also monsters under your bed, and many strange things that will cause you to want to bash their heads in.
by Stranger Words April 30, 2020
Get the Brain Lossmug. I now realize I haven't been properly counting the parts... So, this is whatever part we're at now.
Cain "I HAVE A CHALLENGE!"
God "Okie dokie."
Cain "I will retrieve a thing and Abel will retrieve a thing and then you will decide which of the things is the best thing!"
God "Sounds fun."
Cain "Let's go Abel." *Grabs Abel*
Abel "Ow... I'm coming... Jeez..."
*Later in the forest*
Cain "Where in the hell did Abel run off to..." 🤔
Snake "If you're looking for your brother he's already left to bring his offering to God."
Cain "Damn! I still haven't found a thing... Wait, who are you?"
Snake "My name is *Snake* Er... Shit...😮 💨 God damn it..."
Cain "You're not a snake tho-"
Snake "I KNOW 😖👌... What I am not. 😤 Ok... I heard about your little game and I'd like to help. Here. Take it." 😈
Cain "A cube?"
Snake "Yup. Cube. That idiot's first choice ALWAYS cube. With this, you'll win. Without a doubt."
Cain "Really? Great! Thanks Snake!" *runs off*
Snake "My name isn't... 😮 💨 God damn it..."
Cain "I HAVE A CHALLENGE!"
God "Okie dokie."
Cain "I will retrieve a thing and Abel will retrieve a thing and then you will decide which of the things is the best thing!"
God "Sounds fun."
Cain "Let's go Abel." *Grabs Abel*
Abel "Ow... I'm coming... Jeez..."
*Later in the forest*
Cain "Where in the hell did Abel run off to..." 🤔
Snake "If you're looking for your brother he's already left to bring his offering to God."
Cain "Damn! I still haven't found a thing... Wait, who are you?"
Snake "My name is *Snake* Er... Shit...😮 💨 God damn it..."
Cain "You're not a snake tho-"
Snake "I KNOW 😖👌... What I am not. 😤 Ok... I heard about your little game and I'd like to help. Here. Take it." 😈
Cain "A cube?"
Snake "Yup. Cube. That idiot's first choice ALWAYS cube. With this, you'll win. Without a doubt."
Cain "Really? Great! Thanks Snake!" *runs off*
Snake "My name isn't... 😮 💨 God damn it..."
*Back at the farm*
Cain "I have returned! And here is my offering! BEHOLD!!! A CUBE!" 😁
God "Oh, well alright. That's pretty good man. Abel? Whatcha got?"
Abel "Um... Well... Orb?"
God "OH NO WAY! ORB!? Yeah that's tight. Abel wins. Definitely."
Abel "AAAYY!!"
Cain "Wh... What? How? How could I lose!?"
God "Well, I mean, if you would have brought the orb you would have won, right?"
Cain 😾 *Stares at Abel*
God "Now, you got that look in your eye that a cat gets when it's about to-"
Snake "HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CUBE JACKASS!? AHAHAHAHAHA! You DID choose the cube ri-HOLY SHIT!!! 😱 Did you see that guy just mangle the other dudes brain cage!? Oh! That is gruesome! Were you about to say 'fuck the shit out of somebody'? Because that... That is what that guy just did to THAT guys cranium. WOW!"
God "Aw, come on *Snake* Er..." 😳
Snake "Ohohoho! It's not *Snake* remember? Remember that thing you did? It's Snake now! Ahahahahahaha!"
God 😮 💨
Snake "I mean you had to have known right? Would the other one have killed THAT one if HE would have lost? Just let him win! God... You and your orb obsession I swear..."
God "I... Was hoping I was wrong..."
Cain "I have returned! And here is my offering! BEHOLD!!! A CUBE!" 😁
God "Oh, well alright. That's pretty good man. Abel? Whatcha got?"
Abel "Um... Well... Orb?"
God "OH NO WAY! ORB!? Yeah that's tight. Abel wins. Definitely."
Abel "AAAYY!!"
Cain "Wh... What? How? How could I lose!?"
God "Well, I mean, if you would have brought the orb you would have won, right?"
Cain 😾 *Stares at Abel*
God "Now, you got that look in your eye that a cat gets when it's about to-"
Snake "HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CUBE JACKASS!? AHAHAHAHAHA! You DID choose the cube ri-HOLY SHIT!!! 😱 Did you see that guy just mangle the other dudes brain cage!? Oh! That is gruesome! Were you about to say 'fuck the shit out of somebody'? Because that... That is what that guy just did to THAT guys cranium. WOW!"
God "Aw, come on *Snake* Er..." 😳
Snake "Ohohoho! It's not *Snake* remember? Remember that thing you did? It's Snake now! Ahahahahahaha!"
God 😮 💨
Snake "I mean you had to have known right? Would the other one have killed THAT one if HE would have lost? Just let him win! God... You and your orb obsession I swear..."
God "I... Was hoping I was wrong..."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
Get the Brain cagemug. A symptom associated with an alcohol hangover when one turns their head faster than the brain can process what the eyes see, causing delayed disorienting vision.
Oh man I need to sit down. I drank too much last night and when I turned around just now Compass-brain almost made me fall down.
by Crystal Methany May 22, 2017
Get the compass-brainmug. When the captain (or paddler) on any kind of water transportation device receives a blow-job while on the water.
If you give me agua brain I'll paddle harder to catch up with our friends..otherwise you're going overboard bitch :D
by cjezioro September 25, 2010
Get the agua brainmug. Sharketing Brains is a beautiful branding design company love arrows for customers by their respective brands. They watch POGO but design a LOGO. They are better than Spider-Man in creating Web Applications. They build clouds,which rains Money for brands.
by Brand_Builder November 24, 2021
Get the Sharketing Brainsmug.