relax the cats

Chill out, Calm down

hey man stop freakin out relax the cats

by hashster February 19, 2009

The Chillest Cat

The TikTok cat often seen bopping it’s head to some good bops.

Person 1: Dude the chillest cat just posted.

Person 2: Yo what’s it vibing too today?

by 69nahfam420 January 18, 2023

Reverse Cat

When you have fallen asleep cuddling with your girlfriend and she sneaks out really slow, not to wake you. Opposite what a cat would do, sneaking in slowly to get on your lap.

I don't know, I just woke up and Sophie was gone. I didn't even notice her leave, she must have done a reverse cat on me.

by DFA, bitches October 8, 2011

cat prank

Something mischievous done by a cat.

An unpleasant oily or volatile biochemical substance produced or believed to be produced by tomcats – probably from a misreading of Christopher Smart’s ‘My Cat Jeoffry’ (‘Jubilate Agno’ 1759-63), line 6: “For he rolls upon prank to work it in.”

“I don’t like this new After-Shave Balsam. It smells like cat prank.”

by Khuy-n-inpw June 29, 2009

cat shagging

Out on the town- drinking, partying, picking up random women for sex ...etc

I have been cat shagging on the weekends.

by Erfan October 5, 2013

Cats in a bag

The actual term "Cats in a bag" refers to a family or group of people who don't need a reason to argue, squabble, or fight.

My family needs no reason to fight, they're like cats in a bag.

by 1prophet August 30, 2020

Cat Sanctuary

A safe haven for cats usually run by old men who have no hope for the future and are forever alone with nobody to keep them company except for those cats who will soon grow old and pass without him. Sad thing, cat sanctuaries.

Also known as a place where hopes and dreams are either fulfilled or killed

"What do you do for a living?"
"Oh... I run a cat sanctuary"

by katface January 31, 2014