Super Bowl Coma

When one eats so much junk food and watches so much football that they develop coma-like behavior.

Symptoms may include:
Lying on the floor, yelling incomprehensible words at the T.V.,

and not responding to any stimulation from others.

The only cure for Super Bowl Coma is to sleep it off.

Sorry I wasn't at school on Monday, I was in a major Super Bowl coma from the Sunday game.

by stixandstonz661 February 26, 2011

Super Bowl Hangover

When you get a hangover on Super Bowl Monday not because of heavy drinking, but because of the excitement surrounding your team winning or losing.

It is possible to get a Super Bowl Hangover even if your team didn't go to the Super Bowl if you are easily excited.

John- Hey, where's Bill?

Bob- Oh, he's out today with a Super Bowl Hangover

John- But he didn't even have a beer!

Bob- Yeah, but the Packers won and he's from Wisconsin

by Emmy K. 723 February 25, 2011

Super Bowel Monday

An event that happens the Monday after the Super Bowl, where you spend all day on the toilet pooping after eating pounds of junk food and drinking liters of beer.

*At work on the Monday after the Super Bowl*
Boss: "Hey Jason, do you know where Tim is? He was supposed to send the spreadsheets to my office an hour ago?"
Jason: "He's in the bathroom"
Boss: "Oh yeah! It's super bowel monday today!" Hold on, I think I have to go to.

by partyrockstar222 February 3, 2020

super toilet panic

keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!

he jumped back in a super toilet panic when he heard the "jet taking off" sound!!

i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

Super sonic shaft

When the man has a bonner and there standing and he starts poking her with whith his shaft

I gave my girlfriend a Super sonic shaft

by Monkeysex1 June 1, 2009

super dooper pooper galooper

A specific process in which one person, preferably male, shits in their partner's left nostril, thereafter continuously sodomizing the remaining nostril until said shit "galoops" out at high velocity in a manner very similar to a "shit rocket." One hopes it will not hit one's left testicle.

Person 1: "I performed a super dooper pooper galooper last night, and barely dodged the projectile!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you're lucky, I attempted that procedure and it made a hole in my bed!"

by wankular device August 8, 2006

super duper pooper scooper

any non-traditional item used in a pinch to successfully scoop and dispose of dog feces.

When the dog pooped in front of that cop, its a good thing I had on that shirt your Grandmother gave me for Christmas, it was quite the super duper pooper scooper! Other examples would be newspaper, CD case, a sock, etc.

by tomjr April 14, 2006