Call my life

To have an explosion of cum.

My wife made me take the kids to the zoo so I decided to call my life.

by Lifecalling101 March 23, 2022

real life situations

An expression used when an individual experiences or witnesses a humbling event.

Guy 1: Earlier today, I got a parking ticket because I forgot there was street sweeping.
Guy 2: Shit man, real life situations.

by redrobinyum562 January 30, 2022

Life span of a hoe

A hoe thankfully lives up to 69 years!!

According to my calculations and data the life span of a hoe is appropriately 69 years.

by MissTightAsCheeks April 10, 2022

evening of his life

The only night in a sorry motherfucker's life that he'll ever tap a chick's ass

That was the evening of his life.

by ShrtysSk8er April 21, 2004

Retire From Life

To give up on life and bring it to an end (suicide).

“Man, I don’t know if living is worth it, I’ll just retire from life and end it all...”

by Turtle Words January 28, 2021

Forced to slay life

A force to slay life can be defined as a thread torwards someone to keep them alive, after said individual might have expressed frustration within their life, that could lead to them giving it up. And we're never gonna give you up.

"I feel old, I'm not gonna live till 25"

"Sorry, I will drag your soul at least till your 69, you are forced to slay life"

by MrRandomMeme69 December 25, 2022

Quater Life Crisis

A period in one's life, normally during their mid-20s (24-26), that they feel the need to impulsively make decisions, and need something to blame it on.

"I want that new sports car!"

"It's ok, I'm going through my Quater Life Crisis!"

by James McCabe July 15, 2006