A term for people who don’t run every day and can’t admit slow running is okay as long as one can still run a sub 5 minute mile
Hey Tim, I just read in Runner’s World that a shakeout run is better than a day off. Although I am ashamed to admit I read Runner’s World and wear compression socks. Next thing I know I’ll be on Strava!
by TL Trizz November 25, 2020
Get the Shakeout runmug. Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.
by someone who fondles farts. August 2, 2024
Get the HOW DO I RUNmug. When you abandon your children because of your failing marriage and you get mad at your husband and so you pack up your bags and leave
by thaliathebi December 30, 2023
Get the Running awaymug. If someone places a paper towel between there ass cheeks to absorb sweat will eventually need a replacement because of intense use or it slipped out.
by David letr October 9, 2018
Get the Run a diagnosticmug. A phrase you use when you are correct and someone proceeds to tell you otherwise. To make someone see you are correct
by Pimpcessdee May 11, 2017
Get the run my routemug. A fishing trip where you leave at night and return at night. Usually done because of lake of time or money. Powered by dedication and energy drinks.
by Deftiks May 27, 2023
Get the Suicide Runmug. I.e., don't worry about your swelled-out belly's being too full of light beer --- simply wait a while for your bladder to empty itself several times, and then you'll feel better.
Consuming alcohol is never a good idea, anyway, but if you've had a few too many Silver Bullets "over da Coors of da evening", don't get all panicky over it --- instead, quietly sit back, relax, and "just let Nature run its Coors".
by QuacksO March 5, 2024
Get the Just let Nature run its Coorsmug.