Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.

Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!

by gracegal April 28, 2022

poo poo stinky

adj. bad, embarassing. Used as a derogatory adjective to describe either an action, individual, or object

That is really poo poo stinky of him.

by weewoo04 April 29, 2022

reasonably large poo

What Adam did on the 19:30 virgin train from London to Glasgow

"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."

by stan claire May 1, 2022

Poo

Brown or at least should be.

My dog's poo is brown.

by YesIrandomlymadeadefinition May 3, 2022

Poo-poo

A person who is being a lameo

Alyssa, stop being a poo-poo

by arod696 May 4, 2022

kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue

man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right

by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022

Poo

A delicious meal containing whatever the cook ate before making it

just ate a fat poo, feel so sick

by doodooballs September 20, 2022