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e-penis

A term used to discribe a mix of three factors in the fileshare community. It is a mix of your share, your bandwidth and the hardware on which your share is located. The higher the numbers the larger your e-penis.
"I Have 600GB on my Alienware and am connected to a T3. My e-penis is huge"

"I share 2GB on my 10 year old HP and am still on dialup. Any one got a tweezers for my e-penis?"
by TELOS January 22, 2004
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penis flytrap

A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey.
"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."

"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."

<sigh> "I know man, I know."
by BdazzL March 23, 2007
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Penis Head

When a man has a buzzed hair cut, along with an extreme receding hairline which resembles a penis with two balls.
Did you see Grant's buzz?
Yeah, he's got a straight up penis head
by Paul McElwain December 9, 2007
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leather penis

when a guy's penis is so chafed it looks like it's leather.
"Ben Zeigler jerks it so much he has leather penis!"
by coxsackiebia December 18, 2008
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cat penis

an unbelievably small penis, used as an insult to other friends.
Dave: yo i was messing around with your girl last night
Bill: yes, she told me she enjoyed that cat penis of yours.
Dave: WTF
(People across from dave and bill):snicker LOL!
by bobLOL January 3, 2009
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Negro Penis

Exceptionally long appendage of the negro species. Stealing all the thickest white girls since 1863.
"I'm so sick of Negro Penis stealing all the baddies"
"I know man, my asian weiner is vastly inferior."
"BUT I LOVE NEGRO PENIS" -every starbucks and ugg wielding wildbooty sexpot ever
by Br(i?)an the mighty November 18, 2014
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bleached penis

A white man's penis. Usually super small. Very white and cannot be seen in bright light. Usually very hard to get an boner because of its size and malfunctioning.
I like Asian cocks better cause, bleached penis is not my type...
by yourfavoritedickman456 August 31, 2012
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