DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021

chunder dragon

ines moir

ines moir is a chunder dragon

by skettyhoor January 02, 2022

Chunder dragon

When you throw up out of your mouth and it comes out of your nose at the same time

Bro after that party last night I pulled a chunder dragon in the bathroom when I got home

by K-Lord June 18, 2017

Frank The Dragon

Right after you cum in a girl's mouth you plug her nose and hit the back of her head making your cum blow out of her nose

Hey guys last night I just gave someone Frank The Dragon

by rondo quando May 14, 2022

dragon year

a year that corresponds with the fifth animal sign in the Chinese zodiac and occurs once every 12 years.

The dragon year has really got off to a bad start.

by Goddess of the universe October 17, 2015

Luck Dragon

The little bit of jizz that comes out sometimes when you pee after having sex.

Better grab some Plan B, babe. I just dropped a Luck Dragon.

by 5kin5uit December 10, 2022

Wake of the Dragon

A Chinese phrase meaning the smoke that follows the opium pipe or the state of being high that accompanies use of opium.

"Don't ask him questions now, he's in the wake of the dragon."

by Phoenix2305 May 29, 2012