Doing an Ayesha

To never talk to your online friends again by staying away from social media for life.

Origin: Once very active social bird, Ayesha, from Kashmir - deleting her socials and pledging to never come back online again.

First Usage: Dean Keaton (November 2024) in Instagram Group chat named "Czawael Gang" —
Confessing he feels overhwhelmed by social media and "Doing an Ayesha"!
Arslan, his GC mate, noticed how it could become an idiom.

Harris: Mary, I can't stand social media and its fakeness anymore. I feel like ghosting everyone around here and disappearing from internet.

Mary: OMG, you are thinking of "Doing an Ayesha"!?

by Dean Keaton Koshur November 24, 2024

Doing an Ayesha

To never talk to your online friends again by staying away from social media for life.

Origin: Once very active social bird, Ayesha, from Kashmir - deleting her socials and pledging to never come back online again.

First Usage: Dean Keaton (November 2024) in Instagram Group chat named "Czawael Gang" —
Confessing he feels overhwhelmed by social media and "Doing an Ayesha"!
Arslan, his GC mate, noticed how it could become an idiom.

Harris: Mary, I can't stand social media and its fakeness anymore. I feel like ghosting everyone around here and disappearing from internet.

Mary: OMG, you are thinking of "Doing an Ayesha"!?

by Dean Keaton Koshur November 24, 2024

Doike

Usually used as an onomatopoeia for something hitting another thing. Originating from the game on the NES RBI BASEBALL, due to the umpires way of saying, "Strike"

Person 1: *throws a can at person 2s head*
Person 2: Ouch!
Person 1: Doike!

by xenonslayerperson November 29, 2024

doing a Hamish

A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.

I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”

by Downieprincess December 1, 2024

Doimber

A long flexible shaft which is floppy and flexible, typically comprised of steel cable wound together to form a long thin shaft of wiggly bound cable.

Person 1: Can you fetch me the doimber?
Person 2: yes but first let me fling it

by Unwantedtaco December 4, 2024

Doimber

A long flexible shaft which is floppy and flexible, typically comprised of steel cable wound together to form a long thin shaft of wiggly bound cable.

Person 1: Can you fetch me the doimber?
Person 2: yes but first let me fling it

by Unwantedtaco December 4, 2024

Doinkiest

Any noun or verb that is understood as good or exciting

This milk is doinkiest

by O’flyin December 7, 2024