[dick]xhausted

When he gives you that good dick for hours and days straight, that you're mentally and physically exhausted from his dick giving abilities.

After getting some good dick for a week straight, I am dickxhausted.

by Lil M@m@ August 4, 2017

NIC DICK

NIC DICK, When one is nicing (nicking) out and can't get hard or the little soldier dies and falls down.

My boy Corey got Nic dick last week his junk was not being friendly that day. It was like he had erectile disfunction.

by gropey stopey December 27, 2018

dick squishy

Adjective to describe a soft, squishy ring of silicon used to rub one out.

My guys dick squishy needs to be retired, I'm constantly walking in on him jerking off with it.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

dick beanie

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Tortellini dick

When you have three or more men stuck their needle dicks inside of your chode and the nut shot burns through your cock.

Jerry: "Damn did you here that Scott had a tortellini dick last night?"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"

Jerry: "Holy hell!!"

by NightmareFuel13 January 15, 2019

Dick Weeb

A dick weeb is a word you call a friend when they say something dumb or idiotic.

Leighanna:"no I'm smart"
Jillian:"you dick weeb you don't even know 2+2"

by Souljaboyswag January 15, 2019

Dick Turtle

Game played by young males when you whip out your cock in front of a snapping turtle and slowly move backwards tempting the turtle to follow your dick. If you make the turtle move three feet toward your penis you win, if the turtle bites your meat stick off before then, you lose. Winner keeps your dick. Please Note, you can only lose once at this game.

Male 1: Hey wanna play some Dick Chicken
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday

My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.

by Oldnelly June 14, 2018