Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015

Bonerability

A situation in which you're extremely vulnerable to an erection.

Derived from vulnerability

She wanted to sit on my lap but I couldn't risk that bonerability.

by Max_psq January 12, 2017

Bonerable

The state of being of legal age to consent to sexual intercourse

“I’m 18, so that means I’m 100% bonerable!”

by Adolf Lincoln June 6, 2018

raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Damn nice hit! Certainly gave me a raging home boner!

by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

Boner Vernon

A highschool dude who preys on younger kids both male and female. Often comes across as a f-boy with a severe case of "It's not a phase."

"oh look, a Boner Vernon"

"Hide the fetal children"

by WasabiWizard April 6, 2022

Boner sonar

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.

My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.

by Chazmataz December 23, 2014